Mad Libs!

So, I got an email today on OkCupid that read as a very dirty mad lib.

It was too good not to pass along. Friends I know you're reading this - because you tell me you are. So prove it! Leave your answers in the comments section below!

Hi there! ;) I'm _________ (proper name)

I would just love to ________ (verb) my ___________ (body part) between those ________(adjective) _________ (body part).

Then, I want you to _________(verb) my __________ (body part) until I just can't ______(verb) it.

After that, I'm going to __________ (verb) you until you ___________ (verb) my name.

And then, I'm thinking dinner and a movie?

Sincerely,
____________(proper name)


On the one hand, it's a really great ice-breaker. On the other hand - if you're gonna be a pervert (as my friend Jessica pointed out) - go big or go home!