Monday, March 28, 2011

Cutting the Fat

What the fuck is wrong with me?

I just don’t know. I honestly can’t pinpoint why men don’t want me.

Well I take that back. The men that say they want me only want pussy. The men who want to be my friend don’t want to date me. And the men that want an actual relationship with me live too far away to deem a real love affair.

I just wish somebody would tell me what is wrong with me so I can fix it and move on with my life.

So I went to my best friend. Emil is the most honest men I know. He told me he thought if I lost some more weight I might feel better about myself. And he is right.
So, I’m going to post this in a public forum. On my 30th birthday I’m going to have some tasteful “boudoir” pictures done. Think old school pin-up. No nudity, but plenty implied.

And I’m posting them here. On my blog. For the world to see.

So here's a countdown to (almost) naked pictures. Good thing I'm going to the gym tonight.

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