If I had a date lined up today, which I don't, I'd cancel. If I've learned anything from horror films (and gosh I hope so since that was my major in college) I know better than to try to get anything accomplished today.
It's not that I'm afraid if I were to go out with a blind date tonight that they'd wind up a machete-wielding maniac. But I'm kind of afraid that I would wind up with an axe murderer, mama's boy or unemployed zombie.
Or, I could shake it off and actually meet someone nice today. You know - normal, not living at home and employed.
Or, I could stay at home tonight, pop popcorn and watch a Jason Voorhees marathon.
I think I'm gonna go with Jason. With him, at least I know what to expect.
Go popcorn and a movie. After the day I am having so far I wouldn't recommend anyone I know leaving their house. lol.
ReplyDeleteSo you've got a thing for the strong silent type. Be careful though, Mr. Vorheese was a mommas boy. I love Friday the 13th. I've always made it a point to use unlucky things as lucky things. I only ever have black cats, 13 is a lucky number. I walk under ladders. And either I've succeeded in turning the bad luck around or I got one hell of nuclear cluster fuck that's gonna shit on my life sometime soon. LOL either way, Fuck em ;-). But a night of Mr. Vorheese sounds great!
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